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ArcticStones's avatar

Only the best and the brightest:

“I don’t know if you know, but vampires are some cool people, are they not? But let me tell you something that I found out: a werewolf can kill a vampire. Did you know that? I never knew that. So, I don’t want to be a vampire any more. I want to be a werewolf.”

– Herschel Walker, Trump’s nominee for Ambassador to the Bahamas

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Henrik's avatar

Presumably he binge watched the Twilight series over the weekend?

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Andrew Sidebottom's avatar

It would be much worse if Walker where anywhere near a cabinet position.

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ArcticStones's avatar

Oh, I can think of lots of things that *could* be worse – but I’d rather not give them any ideas.

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Henrik's avatar

It’s weird that Ambassador to Bahamas is one of the earliest diplo announcements but hey as sinecures go Walker could have gotten something much worse

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