BREAKING: After Donald Trump announced he was giving his Inauguration Speech indoors on account of the cold weather, the chancellor of Greenland taunted him on social media saying, "If Trump can’t handle one polar vortex, he can't handle Greenland."
BREAKING: After Donald Trump announced he was giving his Inauguration Speech indoors on account of the cold weather, the chancellor of Greenland taunted him on social media saying, "If Trump can’t handle one polar vortex, he can't handle Greenland."
. Bernie Blasts Trump For Moving Inauguration Inside: “Wear Some Fucking Mittens”
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — Blasting Donald J. Trump’s decision to move the Inauguration indoors, Senator Bernie Sanders issued a post on Friday declaring, “Wear some fucking mittens.”
Sanders offered to lend Trump a crocheted pair from his extensive mitten collection, but added, “Won’t you keep warm with all those oligarchs hugging your ass?”
The Vermonter, who seemed incredulous at Trump’s low tolerance for cold, ended his tirade by asking, “What do you think the temperatures are like in Greenland, moron?”
BREAKING: After Donald Trump announced he was giving his Inauguration Speech indoors on account of the cold weather, the chancellor of Greenland taunted him on social media saying, "If Trump can’t handle one polar vortex, he can't handle Greenland."
. Bernie Blasts Trump For Moving Inauguration Inside: “Wear Some Fucking Mittens”
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — Blasting Donald J. Trump’s decision to move the Inauguration indoors, Senator Bernie Sanders issued a post on Friday declaring, “Wear some fucking mittens.”
Sanders offered to lend Trump a crocheted pair from his extensive mitten collection, but added, “Won’t you keep warm with all those oligarchs hugging your ass?”
The Vermonter, who seemed incredulous at Trump’s low tolerance for cold, ended his tirade by asking, “What do you think the temperatures are like in Greenland, moron?”
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/bernie-blasts-trump-for-moving-inauguration