. "Musk's Dept. of Government Efficiency Cuts Position of Vice President"
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has eliminated the position of vice president of the United States, Musk announced on Monday.
“The job of the vice president is to fill in for the president if…
. "Musk's Dept. of Government Efficiency Cuts Position of Vice President"
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has eliminated the position of vice president of the United States, Musk announced on Monday.
“The job of the vice president is to fill in for the president if he falls ill,” Musk said. “This seemed unnecessary since I’m in superb health.”
Musk added that he was inspired to cut the VP position “because JD Vance hasn’t been seen in weeks and no one’s missed him.”
According to sources within DOGE, Vance will immediately be reassigned as a used Tesla salesman.
On a lighter note:
. "Musk's Dept. of Government Efficiency Cuts Position of Vice President"
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has eliminated the position of vice president of the United States, Musk announced on Monday.
“The job of the vice president is to fill in for the president if he falls ill,” Musk said. “This seemed unnecessary since I’m in superb health.”
Musk added that he was inspired to cut the VP position “because JD Vance hasn’t been seen in weeks and no one’s missed him.”
According to sources within DOGE, Vance will immediately be reassigned as a used Tesla salesman.
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/musks-dept-of-government-efficiency
Since the DOGE duplicates the OMB, the first act of the DOGE should be to eliminate the DOGE.
And eliminate the DOGE Bitcoin currency as well!